Zet thinks I'm a morning person. I'm really not. It's just that she is the polar opposite of a morning person, I appear to be a morning person in contrast. I'm really just like any one of you. I appreciate efficiency. I have an efficient morning routine. Wake up, try my best not to hit the snooze (hitting the snooze button is a sign of weakness), shower, shave, get dressed into a fantastic outfit carefully pre-selected from the night previous. On my way out the door, I usually try and wake my sleeping beauty. I am oftentimes met with expletives. Fortunately, I now understand how my baby rolls in the AM. Zet recently explained her morning routine:
Stage 1 – First alarm at 7:45. Acknowledge it is morning.
Stage 2 – Go back to sleep for 10 minutes.
Stage 3 – Awake and give self 5 minutes to 8am warning.
Stage 4 – Get dressed in hurry. Look awesome.
Stage 5 – Take Patttttt’s dry cleaning and laundry across the street because he is a big I-can’t-do-anything-for-myself-because-I-am-spoiled baby.
Stage 6 – Arrive at work a half hour after I’m supposed to (eat any bagels/donuts/chocolate within 50 yards).
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You were, and presumably are, a morning person. Accept it.
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