Thursday, July 19, 2007

Windshield Wipers

I like to keep my sleds clean. I wash my primary car every Saturday. It's important to tie your tie correctly, it's important to shine your shoes regularly, it's important to roll around in a clean sled. When you have a clean sled, you only use your windshield wipers when it's raining. Most people however rely on their windshield wipers to clean their windshield. If you washed your car weekly, you wouldn't have this issue. Ostensibly, I'm OK with this lazy short cut, but only on the condition that the cleaning mechanism is instigated when the car is stationary. It really pisses me off when I'm driving behind a moving car that's cleaning it's windshield. That water and windshield wiper fluid gets all over my really clean sled. That stuff leaves water marks. Can't you lazy a-holes wait until you're at a stop light?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is truly annoying. Sorry to hear that someone's windshield wiper taint is intruding upon yourself and your vehicle.

Anonymous said...

why won't the commenters on your blog sack up and identify themselves? Are they really anonymous, or is it just you commenting on your own posts, trying to drum up conversation?

Anonymous - sound off like you've got a pair.

I ride a motorcycle. I never clean it. But it's even more annoying when somebody uses their windshield wiper fluid to clean their windshield at a stop light and it sprays off the side of their windshield directly into my face.

Hip E. said...

P.S. Can you do a post about the division of most batches into the major genera of Hooks and Free Chicks? I forget how that went.

Jordo said...

Sorry about that dude. I've been saving up to paint my sled black, and figure why not just let it collect a lot of dirt? It will eventually look black enough.