Windshield Wiper Fluid Addendum

When you're being tailgated, you have a few options.

1. You realize you deserve to be tailgated and immediately put your blinker on and move to the lane to your right.

2. You deserve to be tailgated but you're oblivious to it just like you're oblivious to one of the most common courtesies of driving - keep right unless to pass. Ultimately, if there are several lanes on the road, the right most lane is your best option because nobody thinks they drive slow enough for the right lane, so everyone shifts a lane or two further to the left than the lane in which they should be commuting. That way, I get to zip my sled past a solid amount of cars uninterrupted on the right lane. Every now and then there will be some crappy old truck going very slow that I will have to move around, but it works for me. But still, this is not the way it is supposed to be.

3. You realize you deserve to be tailgated and speed up a little bit, trying to salvage what little manhood may remain.

4. You don't deserve to be tailgated and feel confrontational, so you slow down and fix your stare into your rearview mirror, and try to burn fear into the center of your antagonist's eyes.

5. You blast your windshield wipers so that windshield wiper splooge gets all over the dbag's car behind you.