Texting Hot Babes

Have you ever seen that commercial where there's three skanks at the pool all pushing their boobs and their cell phones together laughing over the awesome text they just got from some random dude? Then the same skanks are lounging around a bedroom in their lingerie punching really sultry messages into their cell phones to fire right back to random dudes? So seriously. What? Come on. Who's doing this? Look, I'll buy that some dudes are pathetic enough to pay several bucks a minute to talk to some girl with a sultry voice on the phone. I mean, that's fairly interactive. But texting hot babes????? Please tell me there aren't dudes that pay for this service? Is it not bad enough that cell phone companies have duped us all into paying 10 cents for every stupid, misspelled three word sentence that doesn't say anything in the first place? Am I getting off topic if I rant at how ridiculous it is that I get billed 10 cents every time someone sends me some stupid text message? Is there some way to abstain from the atrocity that is this racket? Damnit I'm angry right now. How is it OK to charge for this? OK, charge the jerk that sends the stupid text message that doesn't say anything because dude is too lazy to dial a phone number and have human interaction. Penalize him. Don't double dip and charge innocent me for just receiving the stupid text message. I didn't agree to this. Why should I pay for something I never asked for, and don't want in the first place? Crap, this must be illegal. Is Elliot Spritzer, or whatever his name on this? This is absolute crap. Is this not the greatest class action lawsuit to ever occur in the history of mankind?

I guess if you're dumb enough to "text hot babes", you deserve the charges inherent. Just don't text me.

Neb, you owe me several dollars for text messages I never wanted in the first place. Same with you HLYWD DK. Damnit I'm angry. Stupid text messages.