T-Rex Kicked Inordinant Amounts of Dinosaur Ass

Listen. T-Rex was without a doubt the coolest thing that has ever been on this planet. This is not my opinion and this is not for debate. It is a truth both pure and absolute. There is no denying this there is no contemplating its righteousness. The T-Rex was as tall as a six story building, weighed as much as 50 large boulders, and was known to eat several triceratops or stegosauruses in one sitting. The T-Rex kicked inordiinant amounts of dinosaur ass. Have you ever seen a T-Rex skeleton? Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? There was no dinosaur half as cool and there probably never will be.

So here's the rub. There are "scientists" out there with nothing better to do than to throw some asinine lie on the table and write a sensational article that gets posted somewhere because some people think it's cool to be contrary. Some jackasses actually would have you believe that the T-Rex didn't run upwards of 85 mph and instead took casual strolls in search of a scavenger meal. Look, I understand their angle. It's so profound! I have to confess I used this stupid trick in English class in college by coming up with some ridiculous claim and working backwards to defend it. I wrote a paper defending Dracula as the only truly "good and benevolent" character in the book. At least my dribble wasn't published. I wonder what credentials these jerks have. Maybe I can publish an article about how Pterodon couldn't really fly and Brachiosauruses loved swimming.

I feel bad for the impressionable children out there who might begin idolizing a different dinosaur. That's just messed up. I guess I feel worse for people like crazy Carl Everett who don't even believe in dinosaurs.