Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Ibuprofen = Hoax
How is it you can take ibuprofen for anything that ails you? Is this for real? Say I have a headache. I'm supposed to take ibuprofen. Say my arm is sore from dominating on the pitcher's mound. Again, take ibuprofen. Say I want to prevent heart disease. Ibuprofen? I don't get it. How does this drug know whether I need it to go to my dome, my arm, or my ankle? Ibuprofen is fool's gold. You suckers keep popping your Advils, Tylenols, and Bayers. I know it's a placebo. Joke's on you.
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Advil is the only one of those that contains any ibuprofen. Tylenol uses the equally magical acetaminophen and Bayer is aspirin, which also stops heart attacks and strokes.
Personally I'm an excedrin guy...double up with aspiring and acetaminophen, plus a grip of caffeine to get you going.
fucking pwned.
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