Nuts

Look, it's not that there's anything inherently wrong with nuts. It's just that they shouldn't be mixed with anything else. Including other nuts. Listen, go ahead and set out a bowl of nuts. If I'm feeling it, I might partake. But at least there's an inherent disclosure to a bowl of nuts. There's really no surprise when you dip your hand into a bowl of nuts and find nuts in your hand. That's cool. It's when nuts are hidden in desertstuffs that I really get pissed off. It's one thing to ruin a perfectly good fudge brownie, but it's a whole other issue when the existence of nuts aren't fully disclosed. I mean, sometimes you can tell there are nuts in the brownie if you pay close attention, but if somebody hands you a tray and asks you if you want a brownie, I just grab one and pop a brownie like a tic tac. You've got to disclose if the brownies are tainted or not. That's all I'm saying. If you have crappy brownies, you should offer people your crappy brownies by saying "would you like a brownie with nuts?" That way, the person is well informed when they tell you to go blank yourself.