Bacon Postulate

I have this theory. Let me clarify this. It started off as a theory, but then it was quickly clear that it was a postulate, which means it's basically a self evident truth.

Bacon makes everything taste better. Think about that for a second. It's completely true, is it not? What did you eat last? Was it good? How much better would it have been had it been wrapped in bacon? There it is. The Bacon Postulate.

Despite postulates not necessarily requiring proofs, I tested the theory trying to find potential flaws, of which there were none. In the interest of full disclosure, I did come across a food group whereby bacon did not detract from the goodness of the food, but it did not necessarily embellish the taste. Desertstuffs. I put bacon bits on my ice cream. Personally, I thought it gave the vanilla ice cream some much needed bacon kick, but from an impartial vantage, I could see how some non-bacon enthusiasts might find bacon on desertstuffs somewhat distracting. I have hence ruled that bacon's effect on desertstuffs is negligibly good.