Thursday, March 22, 2007

Paul Walker is hot.


No iffs, ands, or butt(pun intended)s about it. He is a certifiable dream boat. Some people think he only gets good roles because he's hot. Well, that's just not true. He's a hell of an actor to boot. Have you seen how good he is in Joy Ride?

One of the biggest gaps in logic in cinema history is how Paul Walker is trying to get with Leelee Sobieski. Like anyone that hot in real life would hook up with someone not hot, like Leelee Sobieski. Plus, in the movie, Paul Walker really wants to get with her big time and he's rejected. Like Paul Walker has ever been rejected.

Come to think of it, if they ever did redo Face Off, Paul Walker should play Nick Cage, Steve Zahn should play John Travolta, and Leelee Sobieski can play Glenn Close (who was all matronly and intentionally not hot anyways, it's a perfect role).

Wait, is Glenn Close in Face Off or am I thinking of Joan Allen. They're different people, right? I have trouble confusing those two, as do I have trouble confusing Michael Clarke Duncan, Ving Rhames, and Mo Vaughn.

I'm getting off topic. This blog needs more structure and discipline.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Can I just ask, is it coincidence that you have a blog post titled "Paul Walker is hot" and then a couple days later there is a post with a magazine cover of a dude who looks SUSPICIOUSLY like you with the word "GAY" stenciled across it?

Patttttt said...

No. You may not ask.

Jerk.