Sunday, March 18, 2007

Knots

The worst part of untying your shoes is when you're not sure if you tied them properly in the first place, but you're in a rush so you're willing to chance pulling one of the strings quickly and hoping for a well-choreographed unraveling. It really pisses me off when one quick tug causes the knot to constrict to the point where I need to get a fork to undue the knot. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who has this problem. Like I don't know how to tie my shoes properly or what not.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

do you carry this fork with you on a regular basis?

i think you can only undue something with a due date associated with it.

have you considered velcro?

Unknown said...

I thought for sure this rant was going to be against the nautical/meteorology term.